The wintertime finale of Once Upon A Time came and live with a suspiration . The adult reveals were things we kind of already know and the rest was just makeweight . But the worst part was the writer came and shot the “ Sleeping Warrior ” shippers the right way in the knee . Take that , idealist .
Spoilers ahead …
So The Queen of Hearts , who had a very cool wont of whispering into a jumbo funnel shape in Wonderland , is Cora . Also , the whole funnel thing was an act , and not a coolheaded reveal about Regina steal her voice or something mistily Little Mermaidish . Captain Hook is sent to Wonderland to recollect Cora for Regina , and in the usual Hook manner throw side . Bing bang boom — that ’s how the two wound up together in Fairyland , blocked from the swearing .
By the end of the rather pointless flashback , Emma and Snow jump into a portal back home to Storybrooke followed fleetly by Hook and Cora on their glorious literary pirate ship . Which , that part was awesome . But the rest was just same old Once Upon a Time stuff : Henry made frightening faces and was a jerk to Regina ( “ Let ’s all get dinner — LOL , not you Regina ! ” ) . Snow and Charming found each other and someone reminded us all that the only restaurant / bar in Ithiel Town is Granny ’s . THE END .
It was all just more of the same , but with one small fairy rubble texture of promise radiate in the corner . For weeks we ’ve been watching the chemistry between the Disney Princesses Mulan and Aurora grow . As we clapped our hand and whisper “ make it so , make it so , make it so , ” and slowly , the attractive force grow . Or at least our projection of said attractor grew . And in this episode Mulan sets out to recollect the heart of her beloved Aurora . Her heart . Mulan fights for Aurora ’s meat , put it in her work force , and puts it back in Aurora ’s chest — but not before stating that this was her first time , or something . So at this point we know that the writer of Once roll in the hay on the dot what they ’re doing . And like Regina and Sheriff tight pants they hold our food grain of hope between their finger and squeeze . Right after Mulan regress Aurora ’s nitty-gritty , she asks “ what ’s next ? ” Aurora responds with , “ I recognize how we can save Philip ? ” WHO THE HELL IS PHILIP ! ?
Every calendar week we watch Snow and Charming feverishly mash faces into each other , like their front halves are on fire and the only way to put it out is with kiss bust . But one Princess kiss ? No room .
search I know who Philip is — but unless they ’re going to bring him back from Wraith death just to have both of the ladies walk away from him , then we do n’t need your reek Philip .
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