Go on , venture .
Did you guess Pokémon GO ? FaceApp ? Elevate ( Brain Training and Games ) ? No , you did n’t , because you know exactly what it is .
It ’s Twitter . Of course it ’s bally Twitter .
Axios ’ Mike Allenreportsthis morning that Trump currently uses an iPhone equipped only with the public meltdown app . He probably does n’t have a jailbroken equipment devoid of Apple ’s useless bloatware , so we ’ll assume that the president also has approach to unopened “ Wallet ” and “ wellness ” apps and shit .
Allen also cover that Trump ’s staff is working severely to limit his time with both his cute TV and his fav app :
Trump himself has been pushing staff to give him more devoid prison term . But stave does everything it can to load up his schedule to keep him from getting worked up observe cable length coverage , which often precipitates his tweets . It has worked well abroad so far .
Trump staffer , if you ’re reading this , might I suggest download Plants Vs . snake god for him ? It ’s fun , neat for down meter , and much better for his fragile brain than cable intelligence . I would recommend downloading a book or something , but at this stage this is probably the best we can hope for .
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