You are not Irish , but on March 17th the whole humankind gets to be Irish . blaze , they even lionize St. Patrick ’s Dayin Dubai . desire to go hang out at your local Irish pothouse ? respectable luck , it ’s going to be packed and unpleasant . But that does n’t mean you ca n’t celebrate in your garage or your apartment . Here ’s how to release wherever it is you are into an Irish pub .
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Let ’s not sugarcoat it : If you are n’t Irish or deeply Catholic — or even if you are — this holiday is about drinking too . You will do at least one Irish railway car bomb , but why not do many ? In your makeshift Irish gin mill , service the compounding drink in this awesome dispenser . Setup the shot of Baileys on top and a half - dry pint of Guinness below . When you push the lever tumbler down , the shots fall into the beer and then it ’s bottoms up . $ 120
All saloon need to have television entertainment , but rather than put on Rugby or whatever boring sport they actually like in Ireland , put on something your clientele will enjoy : a red American picture show about Irish killers that ’s interpenetrate with bromide . $ 8 Netflix subscription
Here ’s where that Spotify subscription really pay off : You would never bribe this CD , but one Clarence Shepard Day Jr. a year you just want to blast traditional Irish harp music to the high celestial sphere . And it ’s not just this record of Irish music , it ’s countless more . Plus the Dropkick Murphys , because you ’ll be feel fratty . $ 10 Spotify subscription
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Do n’t have any Irish friends to fill out the authentic flavor of your makeshift pub ? This app is loaded with 150 Irish slang phrases accomplished with a pronunciation guide . It ’ll have you rattle off drunken insult like a stereotypical Irishman in no time . $ 4
Guinness , of course , is the closest a lot of people ever get to anything Irish . An Irish pub is n’t an Irish pub without Guinness on wiretap . This keggerator is especially designed bfor Guinness by KegWorks . Do n’t worry , when the vacation is over , you could seize other types of kegs if you require : KegWorks assures us that the keggerator is n’t a nationalist . $ 2000
You ca n’t drag a pool tabular array around with you wherever you go , but this portable , professional dart board put up in a jiffy no matter where you are . $ 125
Get the biggest Irish flag you could find for a decoration . The bigger the well . We find an 8 - foot flag in no time online . It ’s hard to argue with the mightiness of a huge flagstone to beat up up faux - nationalist spirit on a vacation that does n’t really pertain to them . $ 26
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