You ’d be forgive for think that we were n’t in the middle of chimneysweep in good order now , look at this week ’s telly line - up . Where ’s the razzmatazz and/or the dazzle ? Who ’s bringing the exhilaration ? Oh , expect : House is treat a pornstar . Never beware .
Monday
The calendar week starts off softly , with nothing worth watch until 8 p.m. , when you have too many show even for TiVo to take from . Shall it be the 2d night of the so - disappointing - I - may - cryThe Prisoneron AMC ? newfangled instalment of House on Fox ( in which House treat a porn star and resolve to bring together his dream squad of minions ) or Heroes on NBC ( in which Tracey loses ascendency of her ability , Matt fights inside his thinker with Sylar and OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE IT discontinue ALREADY ) ? Or a battle of Marathon of nature doc reduxPlanet Earthon the Discovery Channel , which offer six hour of arresting footage and soothing Sigourney Weaver voiceover ?
I ’m saying TiVo Planet Earth for when you need to be cue how awful life can be , and watch House , because you know they ’ll get some good jokes out’ve the porn superstar patient .
Tuesday
While The Prisoner finishes up its run over on AMC at 8 postmortem examination , ABC ’s V adjudicate that it ’s metre to re-create – Sorry , I mean , “ homage ” – another sci - fi classic as Erica is forced to team up with a Visitor military officer to protect Visitors from expiry terror in this week ’s episode , “ Wow , do you remember Alien Nation with its chum clowning pairing of human and exotic cops ? We for certain do . ” Oh , wait . It ’s really called “ A Bright New Day . ”
( If you ’re in the humour for something a little more classic , Syfy is running anOuter Limitsmarathon from 8 am through 3 phase modulation . )
Wednesday
With no new episodes of Mythbusters , you might as well spend the day either ( a ) not watching tv set , or the much - more - likely ( barn ) flipping between Syfy ’s The Twilight Zone marathon ( 8 am through 3 pm ) and AMC ’s classic ravel ofYoung Frankenstein(1pm ) , Ghostbusters ( 3:30pm ) and , um , Terminator 3 : ascending Of The Machines ( 8 autopsy ) . Someone ’s secern them that T3 is n’t a comedy , correct … ?
Thursday
As if the traditional Thursday evening crush is n’t enough , Syfy are unforced to imbibe your life away with a First Wave marathon from 9 am through 3 pm , and AMC are willing to contribute with the original Stargate movie at 2:30 . Before you know it , you ’ll be take between Flashforward on ABC ( Everyone keeps trying to solve their FFs just like they ’ve been for the last few weeks , except Bryce is finally experience off his ass and wondering about his future girlfriend a bit more ) andVampire Diarieson the CW ( Jeremy takes up drawing and Elena discovers something terrible , which may just be a succeeding script for the show ) , both at 8 pm .
And then you have to opt again between Fringe on Fox ( The truth behind the Observer ! And Walter want a milk shake , with guest - star topology Kelis . Okay , lamentably that part about a guest - lead is n’t unfeigned ) and Supernatural on the CW at 9 ( The Winchester Bros. squad up with Bobby , Ellen and Jo to send Lucifer back to Hell . Do n’t be surprised if things do n’t go to design , study it ’s still comparatively ahead of time in the time of year ) . We might just learn Community and 30 Rock instead , though , and take in up with everything else online by and by , if that ’s okay with you guys .
Friday
Relive the first wave of post - Lost web video with Syfy ’s Invasion marathon ( 8 am through 3 pm ) , before flip-flop over to watch Dustin Hoffman vex about his payroll check in Outbreak on AMC .
Let ’s be fair , Fri are really all about the evening appearance , though ; Smallville finally tries to get to the bottom of Lois ’ future abduction / visions on the CW at 8 post-mortem examination ( Kneeling before Zod is optional , I believe ) , while CBS’Ghost Whispereris worried about someone drop dead at the same time , which make no sense . Would n’t that just intend she ’d have someone else to whisper to ? Why do they never think these things through ?
At 9 pm , you may take between Medium on CBS , wherein Allison develops a unknown sensitiveness to twinkle , or Syfy’sStargate Universe , wherein everyone beguile their breath and uses those weird psychical protrusion stone things to talk to those they ’ve left behind . or else , you could alternate over to Cartoon connection for a unexampled episode ofStar warfare : The Clone Wars , before ending the dark with the late episode of Sanctuary at 10 necropsy on Syfy .
Saturday
Syfy essay to get your attention with a threefold invoice of cut - rate dragon movies ( In The Name Of The King : A Dungeon Siege Tale at 9 premier , Fire And Ice at 11:30 and Dragon Sword on Sunday at 1:30 in the morning ) , but there ’s no fashion that can contend with AMC ’s quadruple bill of the Alien movies : Alien get down at 5:30 , followed by Aliens at 8pm , Alien 3at 11 and Alien : Resurrection of Christ at 1:30 on Sunday morning . The first two , at least , are worth it .
Sunday
Oh , people . You all know by now that Sunday is Venture Bros day , right ? I do n’t know what else to tell you aside from that , aside from the episode being entitled “ Self - Medication ” . Oh , and that it ’s on Cartoon connection at midnight , and is really the most essential art object of television in the entire workweek . Do n’t leave home without it .
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