Craiglist: Get Guy Laid, Win Playstation 2 (Maybe)

Want a Playstation 2 ? Have an eligble girl you ’d be willing to countenance particular date a creepy , desperate guy ? Then by all means , answer this ad on Craigslist , where a “ 20 something … sport - loving , adventurous , laid - back yet responsible , Asian guy with a liberal heart ” will give you his change PS2 if you provide him the most “ successful ” go steady match .

That ’s decently – even if you hook this young entrepreneur up with a skillful date , you only get your reward if he mother a big stadium of bone ramen . I ’m thinking it would be faster to go get a job , work for a week , quit , do a runway , look for your check , and go buy your own PS2 . And you could take your nice gentlewoman friend out for drinks .

And how do you wish that Photoshop job there , huh ? you could tell I used to be an creative person , correct ? ( Thanks , Jims ! )