Have you ever dreamt of sharing your boudoir with a viscid teenage bloodsucker … or Teen Wolf ? Your innermost fantasies are now a reality thanks to these Twilight “ manllows ” on Etsy . fillip : they ’re from the trunk up , so everything stays thematically PG - rated !
Need a handsome shoulder to holler on after a long day of being the most middlingly fair person at your high school day ? These Twilight “ manllows ” ( man + pillow ) fit the poster quite nicely . If and when they come back in stock on Etsy , you have the choice of Jacob ( sans denim cut - offs , natch ) or Edward ( quasi - opprobrious emotional detachment not included ) .
The mystery story merchant “ Manllow ” seems to sleep with his / her audience of Twilight - obsessed chuckleheads and kitsch - drunk internet flouter . Here ’s the savvy Manllow ’s description of the merchandise :
Manllow : half man , half pillow .
For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the humanity , Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you . Sleep with him , nest with him , use him as a neck rest , the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one .
Made of delicate cotton jersey , covert printed grimace , polyester stuffing and love .
[ EtsyviaSlashfilm ]
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