You have intercourse the bargain : the world is ending today , Mayan Calendar , yadda yadda . You also know that it ’s highly unlikely the world will crack in two later today , and that ’s a expert matter , because the futurity wait pretty enceinte . More Star Wars , Star Trek , Marvel movie , Doctor Who ’s 50th , Adventure Time , Justice League , and everything else ? There ’s a lot of things to look fore to . But on the off luck that the Mayans were right , here ’s a few awful things you could comfort yourself you ’ll be miss .
1 ) Michael Bay ’s Next Transformers Movie
Michael Bay should have never been earmark to go near another picture camera after the cinematic barbarousness that was Revenge of the Fallen , but not only was he permit to make Dark of the Moon , but he ’s design on guide Transformers 4 , too . Futhermore , former hotshot Shia La Boeuf has been replaced by Mark Wahlberg , a decent histrion in small roles with great directors , and a giant hunk of balsawood otherwise . transformer 4 should be a very special kind of hell , and one we wo n’t mind missing out on .
2 ) The Impending Death of Your Favorite Elderly Pop Culture Icon
You may step in your own favored elderly sci - fi and illusion pop culture ikon here – Leonard Nimoy , Frederick Pohl , whoever . At some full point these wonderful people are going to die , and it ’s just going to be horrifying . For me , it ’s Christopher Lee , and I wake up afraid every single break of day to check my computer for care of finally determine the newspaper headline . I would not take care never see it .
3 ) The Hunger Games ’ Rue Controversy
Hey , do you commemorate the nonsense that erupt earlier this class when latent racists were furious to see out that the beloved Hunger Games part Rue , the little tribute from District 11 , was revealed in the picture show to not be porcelain livid ? I do , and it was awful . People feel they ’d been “ tricked ” into caring for a black character , and somehow mat up it was okay to say this out loud as if it did n’t make them direful , terrible hoi polloi . I do n’t know what mind - bogglingly depressing controversy we ’ll miss if the world stop by and by today , but my god , those people merit to have their planet blow up , no matter the collateral damage .
4 ) There ’s No agency We ’re have Hoverboards by 2015
5 ) The Cancellation of Avengers : Earth ’s Mightiest Heroes
Marvel had the perfect cartoon . Avengers ’ Earth Mightiest Heroes was Marvel ’s belated reply to DC ’s grand animated universe , and was actually measuring up . The plots were epic , the characterizations perfect – the show was going through the hits of the Marvel comic creation , streamline them for new fans but not dumbing them down , and pack in more than enough Marvel minutia to please the most hardcore rooter . The cartoon frequently improved upon its comics origin – Hank Pym was suddenly empathetic , Secret Invasion was less of a mess , and it even made Red Hulk bearable . And it was n’t just about the Avengers ; the total Marvel cosmos cease by , include Spider - Man , Wolverine and the Fantastic Four . It was the cartoon Marvel fans have been wait their intact lives for , and Jeph Loeb canceled it to make something that will almost sure enough be worse . Bleh .
6 ) The Likelihood That The Hobbit Trilogy Is go to finish Up Mediocre
You ’ve find out An Unexpected Journey . How good do you feel about the possibleness of the second two movies reaching the glory of the Lord of the Rings trilogy ? Yeah , me neither .
7 ) The Spider - Man Comic Fiasco
The proceeds with the turn that sent lunatic fan into a murderous rage still is n’t out yet – it ’ll be usable on the 26th , you make out , presuming – but the fact remains there ’s a great many masses on this planet who seem to bewilling to kill ground on matter that materialize in a comic book . It ’s not just the psyche - boggling lack of a mother wit of proportions , it ’s that these amusing fans so basically misunderstand their own medium that just exclaim for the extinguishing of the human race .
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- Games of Thrones Season 3
I refuse to say anything about this , in case the Earth does n’t end and I coddle it for anybody . Everyone who ’s read A Storm of Swords knows what I ’m talking about though , right ? ‘ Course you do .
9 ) San Diego Comic Con Is a Nightmare Now
SDCC is no longer any playfulness . It ’s not even that exciting . The only way you’re able to see the undivided clips is to wait 8 + time of day in a blood line , which prevents you from doing anything else . The exclusive collectibles are almost unacceptable to get , everything else you could purchase online , and there ’s not even that much news being announced there anymore . And at night , the 18 bazillion nerds in San Diego ’s Gaslamp territory make eating and drinking an enormous dogfight . What was once Nerd Mecca has release into Nerd Hell .
10 ) Reality
Has anyone noticed how existent life has seemed surplus frightful latterly ? From gun violence to climate change , from the economy to education , every seems to be going to hell in a basket . And the tragedy is that while thing in the westerly world are kind of crappy , the rest of the planet has it infinitely bad . It ’s a chip too depressing to go into the specific , but yeah , if the sky start rain blood later today , there ’s going to be a bit of a silver lining .
11 ) Ridley Scott ’s Blade Runner Sequel
Here ’s the thing about subsequence : The salutary the original , the more potential the subsequence is going to fail to live up to it . The other thing about sequels : The longer you hold off to do one , the constantly worse the continuation will be . So now that Ridley Scott has announced he ’s making a sequel to his nigh - consummate 1981 film Blade Runner , we should all be utterly terrified . At better – at best – Blade Runner will not be an barbarousness that cark from the greatness of the original . But that ’s not going to pass . It ’s going to be tremendous , and we ’ll never ever be able-bodied to watch the original Blade Runner again without thinking of whatever nonsense will materialise in the sequel . If it ’s time to die afterward today , I am completely contented with the Blade Runner subsequence being lost in clip , like tears in the rainwater .
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